Let me start by saying:
I racked my brain to come up with a different name and theme for this tourney, but this is it, The Sugavan Open... so we're all going to have to suck it up and live with it...
This is NOT the tournament you've been waiting on, the warm-up to some great tourney, a prelude to some greater event... Actually, this might be the tourney to skip, the one to have that surgery you've been putting off, you can't play because you have ANYTHING else to do..
But if none of those work, let's play some ball...We will make the most of it..
As most of you know, Sugavan is a super vegan, practicing super vegan voodoo that mainstream vegans don't even think of... in keeping with that, 1st place in all events except the open events will be a pound of premium bacon...
Open Singles will pay $100 for 1st place (minimum 10 entries)
Open Doubles will pay $200 for 1st place team (minimum 8 teams)
All other events one pound of bacon for 1st, something equally stupid for second
Singles on Saturday, Doubles on Sunday
(according to Sugavan, he should really draw the ladies to this tourney, so let's see how that works out)